I’m angrier than a can of Coke alone with cans of Pepsi because more “too easy” stories don’t happen every day. The jokes write themselves on this one, but I’m going to go ahead and write this anyway. The Colonie New York Police Department is conducting an investigation into alleged...
I’m angrier than a Smirnoff Ice drinker who walked down to the liquor store, only to find out that they were out of stock over the fact that stories like this don’t just come along every day. High school students Rayan Alnasser, 16, and Zakaria Chaar, 15. died when they...
I’m angrier than a gamer whose headset just died over this next one. The police are supposed to protect us, but many of them assault citizens when it’s not justified, and, in some cases, a lot of them slaughter innocent victims. So it is, I allege, in Rochester, Minnesota. Olivia...
I’m angrier than Cookie Monster without anymore cookies over this next story. I always get angry when I read about black people demanding things that they don’t deserve, but this story takes the cake! In Boston, black people are demanding, as if they have the authority to demand anything, $15...
I’m angrier than a cockatiel with no mirror over this next story. It always angers me when illegals are treated as if they have rights and privileges. So it is with this story. A bunch of illegals were kicked out of the hotel that they were living rent free (at...
I’m angrier than an alcoholic who heard the Prohibition is coming back over this next one. I’m angry because I’m tired of reading news stories where people bitch and moan. It really frosts my cupcakes! So it is with this story. It seems that a fourteen-year-old boy suffered a medical...