About Michael Crook

 

I am Michael Crook, blogger, author and former internet personality.  If you’re looking for Michael Crook the lawyer, music producer, photographer, professor, Chinese expert or whatever else, you’re looking in the wrong place.  There are many Michael Crooks, way more than I once thought! 

And no, the Crook surname does not involve theft.  No, I’m absolutely not the only Michael Crook (there are least 14,229), but I’m the best one!

I am presently a tracking DJ.  If you want to know more, Google is your friend.  Simply put, I am a DJ on three radio stations around the country and I record my material at home. I make it sound as if I’m local when I’m not.  Lots of stations do this.  That DJ on your favorite station?  Hate to break it to you, but they may not be live or local.

A certified American Sign Language interpreter,  I have, since 1999, performed ASL interpreting services for all manner of events, church services and meetings.  I have even assisted those in need of such assistance in jails and prisons.  But I’ll never go to those institutions ever again.   In addition, as I have been since 2008, I am a licensed wedding officiant.

 

 

I am one of the first people, if not the first person, to have established an American and internet-based fan club for a European dance act.  That club was the Unlimited Too Fan Club, which feted Dutch dance group 2 Unlimited from 1993 through 1996.  I and my fan club were mentioned in media outlets worldwide.

Like many people before and after me, I proudly served my country in the US Army.

I am known for many things on the internet, but I am best known for an online experiment that caught men cheating on their wives or girlfriends, potentially exposing those  women to STI.  Not only that, but I am currently recognized as being the youngest person in the state of New York to have a DNR/MOLST.

One notable thing about me is that I might have been able to help stop 9/11, based on a two-year head start of a warning, but I did not even attempt to do so.  Yes, I sleep well at night.  Someday, I might just write an article about the experience.  Another thing about me is that I’m kind of like God.  I am no respecter of persons.  To me, you are all equally worthless!

Another interesting thing about me is that I am forever banned from Germany.  In fact, were I to attempt entry, I would likely be arrested.

Finally, I am CPR/AED/First AID certified.