About Michael Crook

 

I am Michael Crook, blogger, author and former internet personality.  If you’re looking for Michael Crook the lawyer, music producer, photographer, professor, Chinese expert or whatever else, you’re looking in the wrong place.  There are many Michael Crooks, way more than I once thought! 

And no, the Crook surname does not involve theft.  No, I’m absolutely not the only Michael Crook (there are least 14,229), but I’m the best one!

I am presently a tracking DJ.  Also, I am a certified American Sign Language interpreter.  Finally, as I have been since 2008, I am a licensed wedding officiant.

 

I am one of the first people, if not the first person, to have established an American and internet-based fan club for a European dance act.  That club was the Unlimited Too Fan Club, which feted Dutch dance group 2 Unlimited from 1993 through 1996.  I and my fan club were mentioned in media outlets worldwide.

Like many people before and after me, I proudly served my country in the US Army.

I am known for many things on the internet, but I am best known for an online experiment that caught men cheating on their wives or girlfriends, potentially exposing those  women to STI.  Not only that, but I am currently recognized as being the youngest person in the state of New York to have a DNR/MOLST.

One notable thing about me is that I might have been able to help stop 9/11, based on a two-year head start of a warning with knowledge from Ft. Benning in 1999, but I did not even attempt to share that information.  Yes, I sleep well at night.  Someday, I might just write an article about the experience. 

Another thing about me is that I’m kind of like God.  I am no respecter of persons.  To me, everyone is equally worthless!  Here’s an amusing but useless fact about me: I am not free to visit  any foreign country I wish: I am forever banned from Germany and perhaps Poland.  In fact, because of something that I did and said in 1998, were I to attempt entry to Germany, I would likely be arrested.

Finally, I am CPR/AED/First AID certified.  I was fired from a job for refusing to render CPR to a co-worker.  So, I exposed them.

Feel free to visit this site often. most importantly the blog.  Or don’t.  I don’t care.