The problem has been resolved

I’m angrier than a fish on a hook over this next one.  Over the past few days, I’ve been sharing my experiences with my former church, the MORmON church, and being banned from my former church building.  I reached out to local leadership to point out that in the event of my wife’s passing, I should be allowed access.

Well, earlier this afternoon, the bishop (equal to a Catholic priest) stopped by and we came to an agreement that, if an exception should pop up, I can reach out and, on a case-by-case basis, a decision can be made.  And, I finally found out why I’m banned!

Apparently, someone in the ward (parish) brought this article to his attention.  In that article, I mentioned a young lady, maybe thirteen years old, who walks around the building with an arrogant smirk on her face.  I mentioned that, on many occasions, I’ve almost smacked her around to give her an attitude adjustment.

Indeed, this girl’s arrogant smirk is always present, and at times I wanted to step out of the library where I volunteered and grab her by the neck.  I then expressed a desire to smash her face into the wall until her nose broke.

Now, to any law enforcement that’s reading this, and I see you, Detective Dave Bernacki, that’s what I want to do to her.

What I will do, however, is be glad that I’m not going to be in the building, subjected to that smirk.  No, what I want to do and what I will do are two different things.  She’s in no danger from me.  The consequences aren’t worth the satisfying slams.

But that’s the reason the bishop has banned me.  He doesn’t feel comfortable with me being there given my supposed threat of violence.  Now, I never actually made a threat.  I merely expressed a desire to adjust her attitude.

Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, the matter is closed.  I made it clear that I really don’t have a desire to be in the building, but just wanted to ensure that if there’s a legitimate reason for me being there, I can do so.  But then again, missing my wife’s funeral…would it really be that bad?  If she goes and drives for Uber again, I can safely say that I’m leaving her and going back to Las Vegas.  I don’t want to be around suicidal people.

And now, I think it’s time to stop giving the MORmON church free publicity.