I’m angrier than an Amazon customer whose delivery is delayed because all I’m left with today is stories like this. On the other hand, it’s kind of a humorous story, so let’s roll with it!
A Colorado girl by the name of Aurora Masters, 5, died when she got tangled up in and strangled by her swing set last week. What was supposed to be a fun time turned into family tragedy when the accident happened. On the other hand, one might say that she had a swinging good time! Oh, stop! I said might.
The police aren’t investigating, because they believe that the matter isn’t criminal. That’s probably of little comfort to her her distraught parents, however. I’m sorry that I find this story to be hilarious. No, wait. I’m not sorry! I love stories like this!