I’m angrier than a midget looking at a jar of cookies five feet up about this next story. The hens on The View cackle every day with nonsensical stupidity, but host Whoopi Goldberg takes the cake. She gets mocked all the time, and rightfully so, but she’s outdone herself this time.
Goldberg, whose real name is Caryn Johnson, made herself a laughingstock again by making the outrageous claim that aliens are here on this planet and that they’ve been here for some time. Any reasonable person knows that that simply isn’t so!
Goldberg’s belief in aliens is no secret, and it appears that she’s not ashamed to share the ridiculous claim that aliens exist. Any rational person knows that aliens do not exist, have never existed and never will exist.
This isn’t the first time that Goldberg has gone off the rails, rambling about aliens. Last year, she was heard to say that “we are not the only ones in the universe.” Of course we are! Anyone who feels otherwise is, to say the least, a fool.
You see, gentle reader, ours is the only planet with life on it. That has ever been so and it will ever be so. There is no evidence whatsoever that life can be found outside of Earth. Why? Because aliens, UFO’s, and other related nonsense is naught but fiction.
Sure, the notion of little green men with big eyes seems amusing, but that’s the only thing it’s good for: entertainment value. After all, the bible makes it very clear, right there in the very beginning that God put life on one planet and one planet only: ours.
The Mormon church makes no secret of the fact that they believe God has populated other worlds. It’s taught in their temples, for crying out loud. But let’s be honest: Mormonism is not rational or factual, so their belief in life elsewhere means nothing, especially given that they’ve offered no proof of their radical claims.
Goldberg is a comedian, so hopefully her claims that aliens exist is part of her act. Otherwise, it’s my allegation that she is a danger to herself and others by believing in aliens.
If you walk towards me making claims of aliens and life on other planets, and while we’re at it, ghosts, I’m running away in the opposite direction and at a very fast pace, because I feel that anyone who believes in that junk is a danger to the world at large.