Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! Now, on to today’s stupidity. Paul Kueker, 51, was one of those idiots that make you laugh, especially when you realize that he took a flying leap at a concert and died.
Yesterday, he thought it would be funny to jump off a ledge last night at a Goose concert held at Madison Square Garden. Seriously, what would possess him to do such a thing? Suicide, most likely. When he fell 150 feet, the concert paused, but within minutes resumed, showing just how little Kueker mattered.
Some whined that the venue put up ropes around where he fell and then went on with the show. Well, there’s no reason to ruin a concert over one dumbass, right?
There’s really not much to say here other than this is what happens when someone is born without enough brain cells. Clearly, Kueker managed to toddle through life on less than full brainpower. It’s probably best for society that he died.