Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! Now, on to today’s stupidity. Today’s stupidity is courtesy of an idiotic and possibly retarded ten-year-old kid who steered his bike into traffic. Not away from, folks, into. Big surprise: he was hit by two cars.
Amazingly stupid Asher Thompson is now in a coma, fighting for his pathetic life. He was first hit by one car. That collision forced him into the path of another car and that all happened because he apparently forgot how physics works. His whiny mother is begging for a miracle and has said that doctors have told him there’s nothing further that they can do.
If he does live, apparently, he will require assistance for the rest of his life. So, really, he’s better off just dying. That’ll wipe one more stupid person from the face of the planet. Pictures included in the article that I linked you to show that he’s already wearing diapers, something he’ll do for the rest of his life should he actually survive this.
I think at this point that even his mother knows that he’s as good as dead, and really, that’s the most humane thing that could happen to the moron. Maybe he was suicidal. That’s the only thing that I can think of that would motivate a kid to propel himself into traffic. Whatever happened, his little stunt should be an example to other kids: don’t do as he did. It’ll put you in diapers.