Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! Now, on to today’s stupidity. I have long been known for writing articles mocking dead teenagers. It has gotten me in trouble before, but I press forward. And today, I have yet another article regarding a dead teenager.
This time, it’s Chase Sudano, 16, a New Jersey idiot who rode his brother’s e-bike. Problem is, he didn’t know how to properly operate it. He rode it so stupidly that he collided with a UPS truck. I’ll bet the driver wasn’t expecting that delivery!
Sudano didn’t even have a driver’s license, so what was he thinking? What made him think he could safely operate that thing. Maybe that’s why his father told him numerous time to not ride the e-bike. I wonder if he had time to re-think his poor choice as he faded to black on the road.
It’s just not reasonable to feel sorry for the guy. When someone does something this idiotic, you just have to laugh, as I am doing right now.