Frequent visitors to this site know that I think the whole notion of alien beings and UFO’s are laughable to say the least. I mean, the bible makes it clear that God populated one planet. Yes, there are in fact tons of planets and exoplanets. I accept that. What I do not accept, however, is the belief that aliens and mysterious flying objects that are not actually so mysterious.
You’ll understand then why I am shocked that there is an actual game plan that will go into effect when non-existent beings contact us. Yes, grown men, ostensibly well-educated, have developed a list of procedures to follow when first contact is made. Spoiler alert: things that don’t exist cannot contact us.
Let’s assume for a moment that ET and ALF are out there and that they make contact. Should such a thing happen, which it won’t, multiple teams must independently verify said contact. How they go about that is not made clear. All that’ll happen there is that multiple teams will say the same thing: false alarm!
Scientists are forbidden to respond to said contact until they go through a variety of different channels, including the United Nations. There’s no way that every country in the UN will take allegations of aliens and mysterious flying objects seriously. There’s no way that the leadership in every nation will be that retarded. Or so we should hope.
In the beginning, the world at large would be kept in the dark, lest such an announcement cause mass panic among those who are stupid enough to believe in this garbage. I mean, the author of that article I linked you to almost owed me a new laptop after I spit out my strawberry rum and Coke. That’s how hard I’m laughing at this. This shouldn’t even be given pixels on this website, but I’m bored, so I’ll bite.
When the public is finally looped in after days, weeks or even months, scientists are expected to present what they consider to be factual evidence and they must separate the confirmed from the non-confirmed. That’s actually a responsible thing to do. Stupid, since none of this is real, but responsible.
When this supposed first contact is made, humanity will not respond until it’s verified and, I suppose, safe. But let’s face facts here: this planet that we’re on right now? Yeah, this is the only one with intelligent life forms on it. Of course, any earthly life form who thinks any of this could ever happen would not qualify as being intelligent.
Think about it. Humanity is 6,000 years old. All that hype about previous life forms somehow evolving into who we are today? Much ado over nothing. If God created life forms similar to ours and placed them on other planets, wouldn’t these supposed aliens have made contact by now? The fact that they haven’t just proves it: aliens do not exist at all. Never did, never will. The bible supports my position on the matter.
Yes, you can bring up the wow! signal, but that was just a fluke. I can assure you that ALF did not send it from Melmac. If Martians ever existed, surely our wasted tax monies spent on probes to supposedly explore the planet would have been put to good use by way of finding remains of Martian lives. Or did they just magically “disappear” when people demanded evidence?
If you’re one of those idiots who thinks that NASA truly sent devices to take pictures on and explore Mars likely believe that men and machines truly landed on the Moon. Both are lies perpetuated by an organization that should not be funded with taxpayer dollars. NASA is a joke.
All of those pictures they publish?
Fake.
Nothing NASA has published has been factual. Nothing they’ve said is factual. All of those photos are just plain made up. No one’s been to the Moon. NASA has never sent anything Mars. NASA has never sent supposed probes that are conveniently out of our solar system by supposedly flying non-stop for five decades.
Hubble? A hoax. The International Space Station? Fake.
NASA never took pictures of our planet from up above. Such performances are simply not possible. That’s why I posit that NASA is a fraudulent entity and I’d love to see where the taxpayer monies are truly going.
I know the biblical scholars, and those who pretend to be experts, will point me to Ezekiel 1, which makes some crazy claims. In that chapter, Ezekiel claims to have seen what some may consider to be aliens, but it simply isn’t so. Clearly, he was essentially misquoted. No biblical prophet would say for a moment that aliens exist!
Whether his words were intentionally contorted when those words were translated into English, or whether he truly did believe that he saw aliens is, I guess, a matter of debate, even though there is no debate: alien life does not exist.
I think that it’s cute that so many people are devoting their lives to something that they think is possible, but cute won’t get you through life. It’s time for everyone to accept facts: no one will ever contact us because there is nothing that exists to make that contact. It’s just as simple as that!