I’m angrier than a blogger trying to come up with “I’m angrier than” openings over this next story. I mean, so I’m so irate that I can’t even gather the strength to pick up this can of regular Coke sitting next to me. I’m angry because of this story, which...
I’m angrier than a dog without anyone to take it out to pee over the fact that the song I’m about to mention isn’t more popular than it is. See, I am Dutch going back many generations. My ancestral family hails from Amsterdam. So, it’s no wonder that I...
(The following is an unpaid endorsement of a product and service.) I’m angrier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs over this next subject: eyeglasses and why people pay excessive prices for glasses. When I was younger, my vision was great and I didn’t need glasses. ...
I’m angrier than a cat without catnip over this next one, because I know not everyone will take it to heart and in fact I know someone will mock me for what I’m about to write. But you know what? Maybe I’m not angry. Maybe I’m just touched by music. ...