The ideal girlfriend or maybe wife

My marriage of 21 years is, as of June 2025, over. It’s been a long time coming and I am not upset at all. Why? Because I pulled the plug whereas she did not.

Why would I do such a thing, especially after more than two decades together? Because of a traffic incident on July 4th, 2025 that involved a car full of Mexicans, likely illegal, every one of them. In hindsight, it wasn’t as a big of a deal as I thought it was. But I had to do the right thing.

Yes, I blew up at them and the responding police officer. But they were surely a gaggle of Mexicans. Of course I’m going to blow up! Had they been anything other than Mexican or black, I would have been a lot calmer and more respectful to everyone involved.

But rather than get upset, my wife chose to be nice about it all. It was there, on the side of the highway, that I decided that I had enough. I realize now that the past decade has been a complete waste. For all that time, I had to stand by and watch her be nice to people.

Well, tolerating that flawed personally trait is something that I am no longer willing to do. The marriage was twenty years of wasted time. Nothing good came out of it.

The police officer told me that I wasn’t involved because I wasn’t driving nor was I on the insurance. The former is true, the latter is not.

The police officer refused to involve a supervisor and did not allow me to participate in the conversation, even though I am on the car insurance, so I will absolutely file an internal affairs complaint. It’ll be interesting to see how that plays out.

Anyway, the marriage is over. I simply can no longer abide a woman is nice at times when being nice is not called for.

I would like to make this legal without hesitation. However, thanks to state law, I cannot file for divorce until January 4th, 2026. There’s only one ground that I can honestly and ethically use: irretrievable breakdown of the marriage.

Because the incident that led to my leaving her happened on the 4th of July, I have to wait six months. That’s fine. I can handle that. The bigger problem will be how the Catholic Church handles it as this marriage cannot be annulled. But that’s for another day.

So what happens now? Well, I look for my next and ideal companion. Messing around with someone from work and with a nurse who took care of me a couple of years ago as I have been is a temporary fix. And this time around, I won’t be shy about kicking the tires before I drive the car.

Here are the qualifications:

Must be between 25 and 45.
She must not smile.
She must not laugh.
She must have a bad attitude.
She must be considered to be mean, cruel and/or evil.
She must share my racial views and must show disdain for anyone who isn’t White, Native American or Asian.
She cannot be a Mormon, a Seventh-day Adventist, a Jew, a Hindu, etc. In other words, she can be Catholic, Methodist, Lutheran or other such things.
She doesn’t have to be Catholic, but that would go a long way with me.
She must have at least a high school diploma, or should be working towards one.
She must show no respect for LGBT.
She must not have children, whether a minor or an adult.
Being married is not a dealbreaker.
She must be financially set. She must not be seeking a relationship to get me to pay her way in life. In other words, I am not paying her rent, power, cell phone or streaming bills, or for anything else. She must be self-sustaining.
If things get serious, we will not hold joint bank accounts, credit cards or anything of that nature.
Having a full-time job is preferred, but I’m willing to consider other arrangements.
She must drink and smoke, or at the very least, she must be able to tolerate my drinking and smoking.
Must have no tattoos and can have no body piercings other than one in each ear.
Must be okay with the fact that I have a severe bowel obstruction, something that can be fatal. This means that any relationship likely wouldn’t last long, making this more about having fun than getting into a long-term relationship. Any relationship we may have will be short-term with no financial benefit.

Those are the major qualifications. I am not willing to compromise on those qualifications. I’m pretty much looking for something to happen immediately.