Recently, I wrote about a speech that President Trump has supposedly prepared in regards to a lie: that alien life is really out there. Of course, those of us who aren’t retards know that alien life simply does not exist. Well now, things have become insane. Trump has directed the Pentagon to release copious amounts of files that supposedly support the existence of life elsewhere.
Trump may have been motivated by former president Barack Hussein Obama. In a recent podcast, Obama apparently confirmed that alien life exists, but not at Area 51, where the people with tin-foil hats think aliens exist. In response to Obama’s comments, Trump angrily accused Obama of leaking confidential information.
The question, however, is this: why is Trump so upset? After all, since alien life simply does not exist, the files will be proven to be much ado about absolutely nothing. I don’t know how those documents can possibly document aliens visiting our planet, because things that don’t exist can’t visit us.
There really is no room for debate here, folks. The Bible makes it clear that God populated only one planet: ours. Game over.
It will be interesting to see what, if anything, is really in those files. For me, it will be pure entertainment. It will amuse me greatly when conspiracy theorists will finally be put in their place when they see the files prove the opposite of what they want to be in there. They will go into full meltdown mode on social media and I for one am looking forward to it.
No, aliens did not crash in Roswell. No, Area 51 does not house aliens, something that I knew decades before Obama confirmed it. No, aliens do not exist. Anyone who believes otherwise belongs in an insane asylum.