A few days ago, I happily announced that, while they were in Albany last week, I helped ICE grab an illegal at the Stewart’s on Delaware Avenue. That area was where ICE had an operation of some sort going on. Their presence was no secret; social media, Reddit and other platforms were filled with people in Albany screaming that ICE was there and the world was ending. Okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea.
I happened to be entering the store to pay for gas (I never swipe my card at the pump, for obvious reasons) when I saw an illegal running towards me with an ICE agent not too far behind. I knew exactly what was going on and I knew exactly what my duty as an American was. I quickly told the illegal that he was safe, that he can trust Americans. The fool took my at my word. Big mistake!
I held the door open for him and guided him down some tables by the register. The ICE agent opened the door and ran in. By this point, I had the illegal pinned against the wall. As the agent fast approached, I whispered, “never trust an American, Jose. You’re fucked.” Within seconds, I released him as the agent reached for his handcuffs.
Right away, the agent had the illegal under control. He nodded towards me and thanked me. I simply walked away and sang, “And I’m glad to be an American!” I felt so good. Pumped up, adrenaline in full gear. I paid at the counter and walked out the door, whistling even as the cashier glared at me as if I’d just stomped on someone’s kitten. I guess she’s not a true American then.
First and foremost, to address the numerous emails I’ve received, yes, it really did happen as I described it. No, I don’t feel bad. No, I don’t care if I tore him away from his counterfeit family. Yes, I hope he’s either detained or deported by now. Look, the only way that we’re going to get through this illegals issue is for every American to band together and aid ICE in all that they do.
ICE is not the enemy, people. They’re our friends, friends that our nation needs in order to kick Jose and Lupe out of our country. So many people want to make it seem as if ICE is somehow horrible. They are not. They are here to make America great again by ensuring that all illegals, regardless of ethnicity or national origin, are expelled from our fine country.
I was amazed that no one stopped me to get my statement, but I think that there’s a reason for that. I could in theory have been arrested or cited for assault and maybe false imprisonment, so the fact that they let me walk because I did not use excessive force shows that they will not punish true patriots who only want to do the right thing.
The fact that I wasn’t hassled by ICE shows that they had no interest in punishing me. That is why you won’t find any police report. I might be floating around out there on TikTok or whatever as there were at least two people recording me with their phones. I am not worried about that at all. The footage will simply show an American who is tired of illegals doing his patriotic duty.
To make it clear, I do not regret doing it. Yes, I will do it again and again and again. If ICE comes back to Albany and I can assist in any way, I will do whatever I need to do short of committing an actual crime. I know where the line is. Sure, I pinned the guy, but if he had been bold enough, he could have overpowered me. But then again, he was probably three inches shorter than I am and definitely skinny. That is why I overpowered him as opposed to the other way around. Mexican men usually are pushovers, easily defeated punks.
I think the fact that so many supposed patriots are speaking out against ICE instead of in approval of is quite sad. So many people seem to be okay with illegals walking amongst us, enjoying a lifestyle and a home that they do not deserve. And again, this isn’t just about Mexicans. They get a lot of the attention as, statistically speaking, their people are the biggest offenders. But they’re not the only problem.
I pinned the guy because just one look at him told me he was an illegal. Well, that and the fact that there were ICE vehicles right by the lot, so I very quickly assessed the situation and took an illegal down. Yes, I would have done the same had he been of any other composition. The fact that he was quite clearly a Mexican was just an added bonus.
No, I have no regrets. I only wish I’d handled him a little more roughly than I did. The important thing is that he’s in ICE custody now and another bonus….if he has a family, they are bereft at this point. That may cause problems for them, but I really don’t care. Whatever it takes to get illegals out of my country. If a few children here and there suffer, then so be it.
No regrets, and to the true patriots: you’re welcome!