Jaelynn Chaney, 29, is a morbidly obese influencer who made a name for herself by demanding that the nation’s airline carriers bend over backwards to make room, quite literally, for obese travelers such as herself. She wants airliners to do this free of charge. Obviously, the airliners should be under no obligation to do so. I don’t know what was going through her mind. Surely she knows her demands are unrealistic. Fat people choose to be fat, so let’s not reward them.
Chaney, who reportedly weighs 1.2 tons when beached on land, has disappeared. Yup, she just vanished. One might say that she vanished into fat air. Lest anyone feel sorry for this whale of a woman (actually, a whale weighs less than her), her scumbag behavior has been well-documented. Let’s just say that she is well known to law enforcement agencies.
At one point, she was arrested and police couldn’t possibly fit her in the back of their vehicles, so it looks like they had to employ the use of a forklift to push her into the back of a box truck, but that caused the truck to tilt upwards, causing her to slip off the truck and plop onto the ground. That drop apparently registered as a 2.1 earthquake.
I could be wrong now, but I don’t think so!
She reportedly has a history of troubling behavior. I mean, this whale called 911 from her hospital bed on one occasion. It’s my belief that we’re not talking about a reasonable person here. She’s allegedly issued threats against law enforcement officers and, reports say, she caused a scene at a hospital where she had no legitimate reason to be.
Worse than threats, she’s also allegedly assaulted police officers and then made false accusations as the poor officers tried to take her fat ass into custody. Truth be told, she has an arrest record that includes at least one felony and all of that would make the Boston Strangler envious. I’m told that they’re going to have to rent out an entire storage facility just to house her the next time that she acts up.
As for those criminal charges, there’s no word on the disposition of them, but hopefully she will be held accountable for her behavior. If she does go to jail, then they won’t have to feed her for three months so that she might get down to 500 pounds.
Chaney has also made claims that are, in my opinion, quite questionable. In an obvious attempt to solicit sympathy and donations, she told the world that she has sepsis. Problem is, people with sepsis die. To hear her tell it, she survived sepsis. Not possible.
News reports state that she demanded that she be driven around in a wheelchair by an airport employee. That employee rightfully refused and, of course, Chaney ranted and raved about it. Seriously, if that employee had honored her unreasonable request, he or she would have thrown their back out at the very least. You can’t push over a ton without suffering some medical consequence. Refusal to haul her fat ass around is not discrimination, it’s self defense!
There are plenty of other examples of her outrageous behavior, but suffice it to say that she seems to be one of those people who think the world owes her a living because she can’t take care of herself properly. She’s as bad as the AIDS sufferers of the 1980’s who felt that the world owed them for their own reckless and disgusting sexual choices.
As for her weight, she’s only that obese because she, like all obese people, can’t or won’t stop eating. That’s her fault. No one should have to pay the price for that. Still, she begs for money online, using a picture of her supposedly in a hospital bed with tubes up her nose, brushing against her seven chins. It’s supposed to cause people to be sympathetic, but all I see is a one-ton piece of human crap.
She’s cried online that she’s been abused and she wants help to rebuild her life. She also claims that she’s disabled. Being obese is not a disability, it’s a lifestyle choice.
The story goes that she has a fiancee. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be with her, much less marry her. Seriously, the second she rolled over on top of the guy for some tons of fun, the guy would expire immediately because he would literally be crushed to death. What guy would sign up for that? Plus, he’d have to roll her around in flour just to find her wet spot!
I can’t imagine what her ass is like. When you weigh over a ton as she does, you can’t wipe properly. Just saying.
She’s apparently such a toxic person that even her own father won’t take her in, but that’s probably because his homeowner’s insurance doesn’t have a morbidly obese rider.
Chaney is not handicapped. It’s been well-documented that she can walk under her own fat power. She can hold protest signs over her head. Photos and video from her social media platforms show her waddling down the aisle of an airplane, so the only problem here is whether or not the plane can handle her weight. There are strict FAA regulations about that.
It remains to be seen whether or not she’ll resurface, but if she does, it’ll likely be in the ocean as she comes up for air. But she’ll be too fat to do that cute jump in the air thing whales do. Gravity will force her down back into the ocean, where, given her weight that somehow hasn’t clocked out heart out, she’ll sink to the bottom again, and hopefully, she’ll stay there!