As frequent visitors to this blog are aware, I consider President Donald Trump to be the finest president that our nation has ever seen. Well today, I find myself disagreeing with him for the first time. That’s because he claims that he has convinced Coca-Cola to move to using cane sugar. The company, for its part, has not confirmed the move, but it did not deny it.
I like my Coke the way it’s always been and I hope that they keep it the way that it is currently. Absolutely no changes should be made to its famous and secretive formula. If the change does happen, however, there won’t be much I can do about it. I could go back to Pepsi, but I don’t really want to.
I guess I’ll just have to bitch and moan about it on X with one hand and drink the new Coke with the other. Hopefully, Trump just jumped the gun and hopefully he, for the first time in either of his terms, is wrong.
I guess I’ll just have to prepare myself for the possibility, albeit a small one, of a change to my favorite soda’s formula. There’s nothing to do at this point other than sit back and hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
Just to be safe, I’ll have to stock up on cubes before any changes come down the supply chain. I highly suggest that you do the same…just in case. Which reminds me of a family with a surname of Case who named their son…you’ll never believe this…Justin. But I digress.