Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! Now, on to today’s stupidity. Brittany Clark was absolutely stupid. She was killed by an alligator in Orlando. Why? Because she chose to invade a predator’s natural habitat!
Clark decided to go swimming. Problem is, an alligator was there and clearly felt threatened. That reptile latched onto her and put her in a death roll, a tool that predatory reptiles use to disorient, drown and eat their prey. Clearly, Clark didn’t care about that and that makes her death even more hilarious than it already is!
Her boyfriend and friends tried to help her. They were able to drag her away, but she died in the ambulance, never making it to the hospital alive. Well, that’s what you get when you play stupid games: you win stupid prizes.
It’s impossible to feel sorry for her because it’s common knowledge that alligators are quite common in Florida. All too often, naive pet owners walk their dogs or cats to the edge of the water, only to find their beloved pet shred apart by the reptile lurking in the water. I feel sorry for those poor pets having retards for humans.
Clark here got what she deserved.