Over the past few days, search parties were frantically searching for Harbe Nagi, 7, who was a non-verbal child with autism. Yes, was. So many people were positive, knowing, they said, that they’d find him alone. I called them out on Facebook yesterday and pointed out that too much time passed and that he will be found dead, likely by drowning as autistic kids love water. No matter the cause, he was a retard.
It was confirmed a few minutes ago and I feel vindicated. His body was found just two houses down in a neighbor’s pool. I was right and he was an idiot. I believe that Darwin was involved somehow. I am sitting back laughing at all the people crying. Now, how did he break away from his adults?
It is my opinion that someone dropped the ball, but all of that will come out sooner or later. In the meantime, once again, Michael Crook was right, just as I hoped!
I could have written about this a couple of days ago, but as I get a lot of local web traffic, I didn’t want to inspire some idiot to help with the searching. I wouldn’t want to play a role in finding him, so I waited until his hilarious death!
I imagine that it’s quite frustrating for the searchers that while they were searched far and away, he was floating face down in a pool located two doors away. Wouldn’t the smart thing to do be to go through backyards, searching pools? Clearly, nothing about this was smart.
This being America, the boy’s family will likely sue, even though the blameless neighbor should sue them for trespassing and unjust enrichment.
Look, this is actually a good thing. This kid was a future terrorist, so society is safer with one less Muslim. Remember, the Muslims are living in our country while chanting “death to America!” No tears are being shed by this guy!
This whole story has been quite amusing to me and I look forward to more amusing things to come in regards to this very funny story.
There is an update to this article. Read it.