I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I like incense!
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I genuflect when I walk past my or any parish.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I pray the rosary on lunch break with a few of my fellow Catholics!
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I eat no meat on Fridays, even when it’s not Lent!
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I like Mother Angelica’s blunt words.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I donate to my parish and diocese.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I confess every little thing, even that time I….well, that’s not important.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I stop eating and drinking at least one hour before Mass.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I understand that missing Mass is a mortal sin.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I can swear with the best of them.
I’m a Catholic! Of COURSE I….well, hell, I’m out of ’em!