Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! This time, we’re talking about some stupid teenagers who pulled a stunt, trying to jump onto moving trains in New York Shitty. The stunt is apparently referred to as “subway surfing,” even though subways tend to be underground, don’t they?
One of them, all of fourteen years old, rightfully died. When you do something stupid, after all, you pretty much deserve what you have coming to you. That’s what happened here. A dumbass teenager knew they were doing something stupid and did it anyway, despite knowing that death would be the consequence.
Bridges are seemingly the best way to jump down, despite the fact that they have low beams, beams that have struck idiot teenagers’ empty heads and killed them, probably instantly, definitely justly.
The most recent teenager joins a class filled with fellow idiots, and believe me, the class is beyond capacity. But then again, without them, I wouldn’t have something to blog about today. Their misery is my entertainment.