This is the story that none of the mainstream Albany media outlets are reporting. Maybe they’ve been coerced into silence. I don’t know. What I do, however, know is that today, throughout the Albany area, numerous ICE agents were spotted. And I had a close encounter of my own today.
Yes, I am happy to say that I helped today. I was entering a Stewart’s in Albany when an illegal ran by me. Not too far behind were ICE agents. I told the illegal I’d protect him, gaining his trust. Boy, was that ever stupid of him! When Michael Crook tells an illegal they are safe, they are not safe!
Anyway, when I saw them running towards the door, I restrained the illegal and pinned him against the wall. As the agents approached, I told him, “I lied. You’re fucked!” The agents quickly took over, thanked me for my service and I went along on my merry way, knowing that I did my patriotic duty today.
I hope the guy had a family. A counterfeit family. I hope I just tore a family apart. If you’re illegal, you deserve nothing in this country. That’s why people like me are helping ICE in any way that they possibly can.
What happened today happened so fast that I didn’t even think to pull my phone out of my pocket. But I can assure you that it did happen, at the Stewart’s on Delaware Avenue, and I can still hear the illegal’s cowardly screams as they cuffed and stuffed him. Maybe next time he won’t sneak into countries where he does not belong.
It should be noted that the FBI was also out in full force today, helping ICE keep America great again.