A couple of months ago, I wrote about a space object that has some people worrying. Yes, 3I/ATLAS is still making waves. More than one person has emerged to claim that what is really a comet is somehow an alien spacecraft, populated with alien beings that will end our world in December. Here’s the thing: It’s October 6th, not April 1st. Only a fool would believe the hype.
Many people are in awe of the claim that a picture of the object was taken from Mars. While it is absolutely possible that the photographs taken are legitimate, I posit that someone with an active imagination and access to Photoshop thought it’d be a cute idea to claim that this object is worth mentioning.
The photo taken from the surface of Mars shows that it is a perfectly-formed comet. That’s all it is, folks. A comet. People are freaking out over a comet that vaguely resembles a dildo. In that regard, it will serve as fodder for many dirty jokes given that none of this should be taken seriously.
There is also the claim that ATLAS is from the ancient past, direct from the early days of the Milky Way. One publication called it a “time capsule.” Not so! All 3I/ATLAS is is a naturally-occurring object. No alien beings were involved.
If this object is not a comet, then it is definitely a naturally-born entity and neither ET nor ALF have anything to do with it. Let me repeat that: this object is not dangerous. It is not a spaceship. It is not carrying alien beings.
Let’s make it clear: there are no such things as alien beings. No rational adult believes that there is intelligent life elsewhere. God populated one planet and we’re existing on that planet. With this in mind, there is no reason to be concerned about ATLAS. It’s so far out that even if it does pass our planet, it won’t hit us.
“The comet poses no threat to Earth,” as one publication wrote. There is absolutely no threat whatsoever. This means that little green men won’t crash land here. That’s because there is no life elsewhere. This isn’t even a debate. Still, some people claim otherwise. Those people are, in my opinion, mentally unstable and should be permanently held at an insane asylum.
There is even a claim floating around that our nation’s military is being threatened. I can assure you that the finest military in the world is not threatened by a silly comet.
This whole topic is so insane that it’s barely worth my time to keep writing about it. So barring any major, legitimate developments, this is my last article on the matter. To those who think our world will end in December, check back with me in January. Believe me, we will all still be here. No comet will end the world. No alien beings will overthrow humanity. After all, something that doesn’t exist can overthrow anything.
If you believe that aliens exist and you tell me that, I will restrain you and call the mental health crisis hotline and have them take you away for your own safety and mine as well as the safety of anyone else educated enough to know that life on other planets simply does not exist.
If anything, this ATLAS thing is good for entertainment value. It’s kind of like watching someone try to run across railroad tracks at the exact same time a train is speeding past. You know how it’s going to end and you watch anyway. That’s what’s going on here. We all know how this will end: nothing. Absolutely nothing will happen.