Right now, as I write this, breaking news alerts are pushing to my phone like a fat person grabbing their third dessert in the same sitting. It seems that NASA has gone ahead and decided to put out fake news. That news? According to them, and I emphasize that, Mars has or had multiple “life forms” inhabiting that red planet.
It’s a sad state of affairs when I have to admit that the US version of the British tabloid Daily Mail is the most reliable of the news sources, and yet…here we are. It seems that NASA, a complete waste of taxpayer monies, has been naming things on that planet. In an area that they’ve dubbed the Jezero Crater, they claim that there is evidence of several different forms of water, something that of course could in theory support life on Mars.
The story being almost a week ago not withstanding, NASA breathlessly proclaimed that there have been numerous incidents of habitable environments throughout the past 4.5 billion or so years. Never mind the fact that the universe is not several billion years old, but around 7,000 years old, just like we learned in church.
Well now, that’s proof that NASA just went full retard. You never go full retard. NASA went full retard.
What kind of grown adult would believe that there was ever life on Mars? It’s simply impossible and it will never host life in the future. I guess I can swallow the idea that there is now or at some point was water, even though I don’t fully buy into that theory. But actual life? The bible makes it very clear that this is impossible.
One graduate student, Eleanor Moreland of Rice University, is a person who clearly should return her high school diploma and college degrees and should apologize for wasting everyone’s time proclaimed that, “this location hosted environments potentially suitable for life.” Well, it seems to me that is shows that someone with fancy degrees can in fact be a complete retard. I know I keep using that word, but there’s no better word to describe both Moreland and NASA.
Supposedly, there’s proof that in ancient times, a lake existed within the crater. Those of us with a brain know that this simply isn’t possible. I’ll bet even a kindergartner knows that. Look, God may have created the heavens, but he created the earth. The bible does not say, “Oh, yeah, and Mars has life on it and junk.”
What’s next? Is NASA going to claim that it found the remains of intelligent life (intelligence being something that it doesn’t have)? Maybe a a few humans here and there? Maybe green little Martians are waiting to greet us! No, NASA is merely wasting our time and money. Taxpayer monies should not be going to explore space. We have no need to do so, especially when the taxpayers’ funds are being used. Space exploration is a want, not a need.
This cute little subject matter is meant only for entertainment as no rational person would believe for a second that life existed on Mars at any point in time. A rational person knows that life will never exist on Mars in the future. Yes, I suppose it would be cute to learn that God populated Mars with humans too, but that is not the case.
Supposing for a second that it is the case, it would not benefit us in any way to know such things. People said that the moon landing happened when, of course, it did not. No one has ever been to the moon and no one will ever go to the moon in the future. All the talk of lunar vehicles and magic mirrors that prove nothing is amusing, but there is no merit to any of those claims.
So if the moon landing was faked (it was), then anything having to do with supposed life on Mars is likewise fake. Should our tax dollars really be pissed away on entertainment? It may have been in the past, but it should not be happening today. There is no benefit to knowing what’s going on in outer space.
It should not concern any of us, yet there are idiots who buy expensive telescopes and stalk the skies in their backyards. If they want to waste their money, that’s their call, but your taxes and mine should be reserved for logical purposes. Exploring space is highly illogical. See what I did there?
If we are going to explore space, then maybe we should go full retard. Let’s look down instead of up. Yes, I am aware that there is no left, no right, no up, no down in space. But using directions purely for reference, why hasn’t NASA looked under our planet? You know, straight down from Australia, pointing away from it?
We’ve pissed away money looking up and out but not under. If we’re going to be silly, then go full silly. Oh, there are plenty of people making smartass answers that there is no above or bottom in space, but no one has any answers. Why? Because nothing’s there! Even NASA isn’t stupid enough to jump down that rabbit hole.
Sure, there’s stuff out there in other directions or however you want to define points of reference. But does it really matter? Is any of that more important than using our tax dollars to improve highways, lower income taxes or perhaps even soup up our nuclear arsenal so when Russia and/or China are feeling froggy and want to jump, we can wipe them both off of the planet at the same time?
Going to the moon didn’t happen and it won’t happen. It’s simply impossible! Why are we even wasting our time with Mars? What would the benefit be to wasting time on that planet or, for that matter, any other planet, comet, asteroid or whatever? There is no benefit. If we leave outer space alone, it’ll leave us alone. If we stop wasting money on exploration, imagine how much greater America could be!
Oh, wait a minute though! Supposedly, our planet is due to be invaded by space aliens in December! Yeah, that will happen, just like finding remains of beings on Mars will happen. Here’s the funny thing about this purported invasion: it won’t happen. How do I know this? It’s simple: our planet is the only body that hosts human life or, for that matter, any form of similar composition. There’s no one and nothing to invade us. That should not be up for debate.
In other words, there is no life elsewhere, so searching for supposed life is a waste of time and money. Sure, there have been claims to the contrary. We’re supposed to believe that little green men with Asian eyes crashed in New Mexico, but anyone who believes that surely belongs i an insane asylum.
We’re supposed to believe that there are other life forms out there when anyone who attended church as a child knows that that simply isn’t so. I know people wish that we have alien relatives out there, but those of us who have true intellect know that such a thing is absolutely impossible. So why do we need NASA? Really, we don’t.
I do admit that NASA performs tasks other than space exploration, but we did just fine before NASA was formed and we can do just fine without whatever it is they do. A cursory search of what else they do shows that they are, in the final analysis, useless. What they do is fulfill wants, not needs.
Seriously, with all the defunding that’s going on these days, let’s defund NASA, which gets as much as $32 billion from Congress, but will soon be getting a lot less, and then use that money for things that are actually needed and useful!