As a former member of the “Mormon church,” also known as the LDS “church” or The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I know way too much about Mormon doctrine than I should after thirty years of membership. I withdrew my membership in favor of joining the Catholic Church.
One of the crazy things about the so-called “religion” is what goes on in its numerous temples. There, the “church” teaches, polygamy is okay, because a man can be “sealed” to as many wives as he wants. He will then live with his multiple wives in the afterlife. This is what they teach.
One crazy thing is the endowment ceremony. That ceremony sees members make a series of supposedly sacred promises. It is also one of their closely-guarded secrets. That is, of course, until a disgruntled member posted the entire ceremony by way of a hidden camera.
You can see that ceremony and its associated movie on YouTube. In that video, you will learn the things that Mormons don’t want you to know.
The ceremony involves secret handshakes and tokens as well as special robes. It’s really quite amusing. I went through the temple and did that whole thing, and the whole time I was trying to stifle a laugh. I mean, the whole thing is so ridiculous and pathetic that it’s laughable.
The good thing that came out of it is that I can quote parts of the movie in many different situations. I’ve done so to my former bishop and stake president. For example, a visiting bishop introduced himself, and I said, “Yes, I thought I knew you.” Uneasy glances.
I have also used the following (and none of this will make sense unless you watch the movie): “Ah. You have looked over my kingdom and my greatness and glory. Now you want to take possession of the whole of it!”
I use “Now is the great day of my power! I rule from the front door to the ends of my apartment. There is none who dares molest or make afraid!”
Again, none of this will strike you as funny until you watch the movie that members are forced to watch during the endowment ceremony.
During the ceremony, members are taught secret handshakes and tokens that are used in the temple. The “church” doesn’t want you to know about them, but the whole world knows by now. No religion should be allowed to have secrets.
When making lighthearted jokes about Mormons, they become offended and lose their sense of humor. The whole thing is smoke and mirrors, and surely they know this.
As far as the ceremony itself goes, you can read more here.
An animated movie has been produced that tells the truth about Mormons and their cute little cult. This movie is likewise on YouTube. As a former member of three decades, I can tell you that everything in that movie is absolutely true.
Yes, the “church” teaches things like:
- God lives on a planet near a star called Kolob. This is close to God’s planet. He lives there with His multiple wives.
- Worthy Mormon men will one day have their own planet, over which they will become gods. They will govern with their multiple wives at their side.
- They believe that Jesus Christ had three wives.
- Polygamy is still in practice. A man can go to the temple and get sealed to as many women as he chooses. Their own supposed “prophet” has two wives, according to Mormon teachings.
- The story goes that the “church’s” founder, Joseph Smith, didn’t want to practice polygamy, but was forced to by an angel with a flaming sword. Smith himself married and slept with multiple women as well as two teenage girls. The “church” itself has admitted this.
- Polygamy was stopped only because the federal government wouldn’t allow Utah to become a state if they continued with the sick practice. If Mormons could, they’d by polygamous even to this day.
- They believe that Jesus is our literal brother.
- They believe that the priesthood once existed and was taken away. It was supposedly brought back by Smith.
- Black men were forbidden to hold the priesthood and to enter the “church’s” temples until 1978. All of a sudden, there was a mysterious “revelation” and just like that, black men were treated equally. One might believe the revelation story, but the fact is that the federal government threatened to revoke funding for the Brigham Young University, so the “church” had no choice but to let black men hold the priesthood, especially given that they were opening a temple in Brazil, and in Brazil they have black DNA.
- Despite teaching the virtues of honesty, the “church” was busted for hiding billions of dollars from the IRS. I have to wonder what God thinks about that boner.
I could go on and on, but instead, I will point you to The CES Letter’s website. There, you will learn the truth about this crazy “religion.”
Members on X try pathetically to defend their cult, but they get shut down handily by those of us who know better. Despite the fact that they’re taught to be Christlike even in the face of adversity, they answer constructive criticism with insults and slurs. People who don’t walk in lockstep with their views are called “retarded” or “clowns.” Real Christlike, right?
I amuse myself by trolling Mormons on X, poking them with a stick until their fangs come out and they respond with all manner of insults. You can read the hilarity by hitting the replies tab on my X profile.
It’s how those people operate: answer back with hatred, not Christlike love.
As a final parting shot, I will point out that Mormons have no problem with child molesters. In the Albany 2nd Ward of the Albany New York state, a convicted felon who sodomized teenage boys was welcomed with open arms by members with young children. I, however, was banished for writing a harmless article for my website.
Trust me when I say: when you see a Mormon, run far and run fast.
This is my report.