Michael Crook of Albany

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the official website for your favorite Michael Crook, this Michael Crook, of Albany, New York!  I am the very best Michael Crook out there!

 

Please feel free to visit this site often, especially my blog, a component of this website that is updated every so often.

                               

 

If I offend you, too bad. If I don’t, just you wait!

 

 

As we draw ever closer to World War III, a nuclear holocaust is probably on pretty much everyone’s mind, especially given what’s going on in Iran and the Middle East as a whole, so check out my archive of articles on the matter.

 

Drunk drivers are among the worst people that humanity has to offer, just as bad as, or maybe worse than child molesters.  Read an article that I authored that has been published in newspaper articles around the nation.

 

As a result of my severe seizure disorder, I recently had five seizures, one after another.  But given New York’s DNR/MOLST procedures, I walked out of the hospital after being ambulanced there from work.  Read more about the experience.  Going forward, I will never allow myself to be taken to a hospital again.  If I do wind up in one, I’ll whip out that paperwork and walk out, even if it means certain death.  Got it?

 

I am happy to say that I gladly helped ICE capture an illegal, performing my patriotic duty!  I am watching with glee as ICE tears through the greater Albany area, rightfully taking families right out of their homes!