Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! This time, however, we go to Florida, which is home to more white trash and trailer trash than any other state in the union. A teenager learned the hard way that e-bikes are not exactly a wise idea.
Last month, Anthony McBride Jr, 17, was cruising through an intersection and was hit by two separate vehicles. It was so bad that he went into a deep coma, barely cheating death. It’s difficult to feel sorry for someone who brings it upon themselves. The hospital photos are hilarious: he looks retarded, which is supported by the fact that he used an e-bike.