Here is yet another story for the “Stupid! You’re so stupid!” files. If you want to read other such stories, go to the stupid page already! This time, we’re going to San Antonio, where a stupid 17-year-old guy celebrated a major win on the part of the Spurs. There’s nothing stupid about that in and of itself, but this winner, whose identity is being shielded took it to whole other level.
He thought it’d be a bright idea to stand on a moving vehicle. The consequence of that is that he fell off and suffered a head injury. He is now brain dead, which is odd as it is almost certain that he never had a brain to begin with. This guy’s going to die and it’s all his own fault. The best thing is that he deserves to flatline.