Time for some major changes

As I sit here trying to decide whether or not I can pull a rabbit out of my hat and get onto the November mayoral ballot here in Albany, I’m thinking about changes that need to be made immediately.  Not just changes here, and many a change is needed, but changes everywhere in the country.

What kind of changes, you ask?

  • Eliminate SNAP (food stamps)
  • Eliminate WIC
  • Eliminate cash assistance
  • Eliminate SSI, SSDI, and all other manner of disability payments
  • Eliminate Section 8
  • Eliminate Medicare and Medicaid
  • Homeless shelters and food pantries should be outlawed

Essentially, it’s time for everyone to sustain themselves.  Just think how much lower our taxes will be when the above-mentioned programs and benefits are eliminated once and for all.  If someone can’t make rent, then they sleep on the streets.  That’s what civilized people were taught growing up, right?  Right.

If you can’t earn enough money to pay for food, then you should starve.  The taxpayers should not be forced to pay for your meals.  It’s really just as simple as that, folks.

In my Albany and in my America, there will be no welfare benefits.  There will be no handouts.  No paid rent.  No medical bills paid.  Nothing.  Nothing but good, all American self-sufficiency.

A lot of black people won’t like this post.  Black people are, after all, best known for being on welfare and refusing to get jobs.  If my wishes were to ever become reality, I would be amused to no end by seeing the blacks running around in a panic, confused by the fact that they might actually have to, you know, work for a living.  Imagine that!

The sooner we eliminate these programs, the lower our taxes will be, and that is more important than feeding hungry people and housing lazy people.  It’s only a matter of time, folks.