Four hours ago, the best president that America has seen since Reagan was sworn in for a second term. It’s been a long time coming, and he is here to make America better than you can remember. Just like him being here for America, I am here to make Albany better than you can remember. But that can only happen if you vote for me (read my goals for 2026). But that’s not the point of this post.
Minutes after Trump said, “so help me God,” illegals started being turned away at the Mexico border. There’s already news footage of crying illegals being forcibly turned back. Yes, there are many tears being shed and I feed off of every one of those tears because they are illegal and, above all else, America comes first, not illegal Mexicans (or any others for that matter) who can’t be bothered to emigrate here through the proper channels.
Yes, when I take office in January, I will see to it that Albany works hand in hand with ICE to remove each and every illegal from Albany. Yes, I realize that a family or two here and there might be torn asunder, but first of all, they should have thought of that, and secondly and most importantly, it’s all for the greater good.
Albany is meant for Americans and those who follow the proper procedures to be here legally. Yes, I welcome emigrants with open arms, but only if they’re legal.
Look, I have no problem with people who emigrate here. Like everyone else, I descend from those who emigrated here. But here’s the thing about that: they followed the law and went through Ellis Island like civilized human beings. Illegals (mostly, but not always, Mexicans) are spitting in our faces by their mere presence. We can’t have that.
I put my money where my mouth is, my fellow citizens of Albany. I become personally aware of a family of illegals (a husband and a wife as well as two children) in my church. I took it upon myself to notify ICE and a few other agencies and all I know is that, within weeks of those calls, the entire family just…poof…disappeared.
I found out later that, after briefly being separated from one another, they got deported for things that the parents did. What? I don’t know. Don’t care. I didn’t do it. They did. I merely forced them to be held accountable. Above all else, they were here illegally.
They were being sought out, but they evaded the authorities. My calls awoke a sleeping giant and that resulted in dire consequences for that family. And that all happened because of me. And guess what? I’d do it again and again and again.
How do I sleep at night? Very well. I take the issue of illegals very personally and I will do my part as your mayor to aggressively remove illegals from our city, ideally by placing them into the loving hands of ICE.
Under my administration, illegals better run, run, run, because I’ll be coming for them. Each and every one of them. I will personally wrangle them and physically hand them over to ICE if that’s what it takes. That’s because I put Albany, not illegals, first.
A vote for Trump is a vote for border security and the removal of illegals. A vote for me is a vote for the security of our city’s borders and for the removal of illegals from our beloved city.
Today is a beautiful day: ICE will begin sweeps all around the country to seek out and remove illegals. When I take office, Albany will definitely be on their list. Watch out, illegals. Mikey’s comin’ for ya! Come back when you feel like following, you know, the law.