Day One

When I am elected as your 76th mayor, Albany, I will be ready and raring to go, even on Day One.  Here’s what will happen on Day One under my leadership.

• My inauguration will be quick and cheap.  I will take the oath on the steps of City Hall.  Quick, easy, no taxpayer dollars wasted.  I will then walk indoors and get to work.
• I will immediately release Acting Police Chief Brendan Cox and his cronies without further argument.  I will have my own leadership who will take charge immediately.
• I will sign an Executive Order immediately shutting down DEI in Albany.
• I will sign an Executive Order designating the LGBT flag that’s painted onto Lark Street a public nuisance (not because of bigotry, but because of the controversy it causes) and I will order that it be painted over by 5:00 p.m.
• I will, by way of Executive Order, abolish the office of deputy mayor.
• I will authorize and command the APD to seek out and round up any and all homeless persons within city limits.  They will be deemed an eyesore.  I will have a bus waiting for them.  That bus will usher them out of our city by 5:00 p.m., and we will drop them off at the boundaries of a city to be named later.
• I will declare the Rescue Mission a public nuisance and will order its immediate shutdown as it is an eyesore and a lightning rod for crime and other undesirable things.